E-Beggar

Someone who shamelessly begs for money on social media by posting their needs openly or account number on every giveaway especially on Twitter. Instead of a bowl that low class beggars uses; E-Beggars uses Account number.

E-Beggar - Some of E-Begging Formats
(E.g.) I have 90k, remain 10k to get new phone, let's see who is gonna help.
(As seen posted on WhatsApp by a girl)

(E.g.) I don't have data, who will sub for me?

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e-troduce

A third party introducing two people in an email.

Annette and Dan,

Let me e-troduce you both...Annette, Dan works at Dan's electric...Dan, Annette is looking for an electrician.Now you've met, converse away!

Paula

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e-mooch

A frickin' loser who has no friends so he steals other people's facebook/myspace/twitter/blog friends. He'll troll around, commenting on a friend-of-a-friend's blog and then frickin' name-dropping the only friend he has ever had. For example, "Hello blog writer, I'm Jake's friend. You know Jake and I know Jake, so we'll be friends now because I'm too lame to get my own friends. Even online."

Dude, your friend Sam is such an e-mooch. He thinks just cuz I know you and he knows you that he needs to frickin' comment on my blog and friend me on Facebook and myspace and follow me on Twitter. Tell that e-mooch to get his own electronic friends.

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e-raped

Being violated online in any way.

I felt so violated when my the hacker used my e-mail address for a 419 scam. I WAS E-RAPED!

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e-Fluff

An intangible product or service that is used to either pad, fill or give substance to an already existing product or service that has little or no percieved value.

e-Fluff is never useful and is definatley never wanted, its just there, it just exists to add an extra bullet point to an already long list of pointless features.

Terms like "Digital" and "Downloadable" are often key indicators that you are about to purchase some eFluff, buyer beware!

e-Fluff is generally used to turn a pyramid selling company into one that appears like it is selling a legit product or service.

If a marketing plan sucks, then the best rememedy usually by online marketers is to spinkle a little eFluff around the product page to make it seem like its worth more than what it is.

"Quick, we need to add some more e-Fluff to our product line to try and get more sales!"

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Big E

Term used to describe a type of Levi's Jeans produced from about 1930 to 1969; logo on famous Red Tab is printed as lEvi (i.e. upper case e) hence the name. Often associated with American West cowboy mythology. Also see hige.

The Japanese have gone cowboy crazy for Big E jeans. I just sold a pair on eBay for $500!

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e-poon

Female equivelant of e-peen

Dave, you have the bigger e-peen when it comes to gaming, but Veronica has the biggest e-poon!

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