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The act of officiating a rusty trombone contest with the ultimate goal of declaring the first team to cum as the winners of said competition.
Todd: What’s the the matter Brian? You look absolutely exhausted.
Brian: Yeah dawg it was a late evening. I was up until 4:00am at the Zeta house being “The Irish Referee.”
The act of clogging a toilet and then leaving the facility without fixing the issue or notifying the appropriate parties.
Sully: “What should we do for dinner tonight? How about Applebees?”
Rodge: “Can’t do it.”
Sully: “You don’t like Applebees???”
Ridge: “Oh, I love Applebees. I just can’t go back because I hit them with an Irish Clog last Thursday.”
When a red-head shoves his fist up a ebonys asshole and grabs there ribcage while trying to rip it out.
Bro. I just Irish ribcaged that fat black hoe!
When you add Irish cream to a cup of tea instead of milk. Very good when you have a cough.
That's a nasty cough you've got there, have an Irish tea to sooth your throat.
I put your two cold half pints of whiskey in that irish cooler.
The act of introducing Irish Whisky into the rectum & colon via the anus (Butt-Chugging)
“Do you wanna go back to my apartment and have an Irish Backdoor?”
“Do you guys know how to get to Ireland from here? Sure, take your pants off and I’ll give you The Irish Backdoor”
When a person of Irish decent butt chugs Jameson’s whiskey, thus stimulating extreme indigestion. Said persons lays on their back in front of a campfire with their bare anus exposed. They proceed to flatulate violently, expelling both noxious gasses and residual unabsorbed Jameson’s, thus producing a fiery ass-geyser that is reminiscent of the glory that is Yellowstone geyser...but with fire. BEHOLD THE IRISH FLAMETHROWER.
Little Keith wanted his impress his friends. Little Keith decided to show them the Irish Flamethrower.