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What you say when someone asks "Who are you?"
Person 1: I think you have the wrong number, who is this?
Person 2: Jake from State Farm.
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Jake has no pp, I'm sorry to say.
Jake wants to have a pp but he can't because he's a pp builder and not a pp owner
Rip Jake's non existent pp
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An embarassment to Jakes everywhere, but awesome to everyone else.
Person 1: What's your name?
Jake: Jake
Person 1: Oh, like Jake from State Farm?
Jake: No, fuck you.
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A medium sized man who lives in an apartment building. Works at State Farm (Obviously). Shift tends to be in the middle of the night (So wives can catch their husbands on the phone in the middle of the night and think they're cheating). Favorite clothes are a red top and khakis.
I caught my husband talking to Jake From State Farm in the middle of the night.
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when 2 kids act mad sus over daddy daniel and act mad gay
john cena : did u hear about jake and kavish?
john whick : yeah they mad sus they are kavish x jake
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Jake from State Farm likes his khakis.
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