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Jakely

Unbelievable, irrational, and insane. See ludicrous.

Whoa, that's a Jakely amount of money you've got there! You must be loaded! -- Dude, you just destroyed an entire city in the name of the Muppets. What a Jakely thing to do.

by BooJoh August 6, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


the jake

the feds
Federal agents

yo, everybody clear, it's the jake

by Countbass C August 21, 2003

387๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jake

A person who is very caring, sweet, and loyal.

They probably have a lot of drama in their life, but they deal with it pretty well. They aren't good at opening up about things, so don't feel bad if they don't tell you everything at first. They do trust a small circle of friends, however, and they tell them everything.

If you're dating a Jake then be prepared for surprises and lots of PDA. They can be very clingy at times, and they can get jealous easily. When you're alone you guys have a lot of fun.. ;) Feel really lucky that you're dating them, because they like a couple of people. But, they chose you over everyone.

Everyone likes them because they're very fun and easy-going. You'll never have a dull moment with them.

this is based off my personal experience.. please don't come at me- also, all the jakes out there pls tell me if this is even close to you:)

Guy/Gal/Non-Binary Pal 1: Are you friends with Jake?
Guy/Gal/Non-Binary Pal 2: Yea! I'm so lucky.

by heybebs:) April 4, 2021

1835๐Ÿ‘ 361๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jake

Your local drug dealer who could beat your homies in fortnite

Jake hooked us up with the good shit

by Asdfghwjdnfbsbdbsbnengnd July 3, 2019

461๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Jakes

The Wu-Tang Clan popularized "The Jakes" as being the cops... Pigs... C-Cipher Punks... The Beast.

"Beefing, leaving behind cream, Not even peeping that I was leaking, Won't see the precinct just got a recent case beaten, Still The Jakes are creeping, Keep the ruger peeling who's squealing...

by Ryan Nash August 3, 2007

146๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Jakes

The police, usually just traffic officers.

The Jakes are everywhere in these parts.

by Jaimey September 1, 2005

144๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jake

Jake is the ultimate Curry maker. Respect level 100

Jake makes the best curry man!!!!

by Curry King 123 February 12, 2021

82๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž