Toe Jam

The "Toe Jam" is a maneuver in which a man ejaculates into the sheets on the foot of someone's bed with the intent of covering the victim's toes in semen.

"Shut up dude, this Toe Jam setup would go faster if you weren't watching me."

toe jam

a natural drug, harvested from smelly toenails, made up of sock fluff and sweat

Commonly inhaled through the nose, side effects include hallucinating, pissing, shitting and cumming at random. Over 60% of Americans die from overdosage each year.

"yo dude share some of that toe jam"
-"yeah man have a whiff'
"ooooooooh fuck i just came"
-"good shit man"

jam hambler

when you be jam hamblering

I like to indulge in the jam hamblering before bed

Bogus Dude Jam Zone

1. Designated coordinates where a group of dudes gather to comit pure faggotry.

2. Eight dudes jamming nine dudes.

Joe goes to a frat party to be fully unsweet to see eight dudes jamming nine dudes --you know, a bogus dude jam zone.

jamming the chocolate

the action of fucking or getting pounded in the anal hole

dude look at my dick i just was jamming the chocolate on her

Aussie jam boy

A recently banned highly derogatory, controversial but somewhat tasty Australian job. Inspired indian jam boy started by the British empire in the 1800s. An Australia jam boy would cover he’s penis in Vegemite whilst caddying for golfers. The Vegemite would be used a snack between holes. Golfers with a higher handicap usually used more well endowed Aussie jam boys as they could store more Vegemite.

Hugo it’s only the fourth hole and you’ve eaten all the Vegemite you greedy bugger. Your Aussie jam boy needs a few more inches.

Irushh jam

Gay

Irushh Jam is gay