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Max is a very well known alias among the younger female population on discord. He reels them in by spreading lies and simping for them. He's most known for dating underaged egirls. Once he has you in his sights, he's locked on to you until you're forced to succumb to his edater life-style. The police are still unable to locate this man. If you have any leads on him, please report him to the police ASAP. Thank you.
Example:
Max: Hey cutie ;)
egirl under the age of 16: hi owo
Max: heyyy wanna start a streak? :3
egirl under the age of 16: not knowing right from wrong Sure! ^~^
Max is a total jerk. He is bad at relationships, and just all around awful. He is not the type of person that anybody wants to be around. His singing voice sounds like a duck taking a shit and his looks? Ewwwww
Girl1: OMG is that max?
Girl2: I think so.... he used to be hot
Harvey: not anymore! This gives me a chance
Girl1: Max is gross
Girl2: I have a knife in my bag imma go stab him bye
Max is someone who will make you go insane. At first max will make you feel special and loved but after he gets what he wants and gets bored he'll leave you for the next girl that goes crazy for him. You'll never get over what he did to you but you'll also never stop loving him and caring for him even when he pays no attention to you.
You:its been months and i still can't stop thinking about Max
Friends:he literally doesn't give a shit about you, you need to get over him
You:but i love him so much, i would do anything for Max
Max is one of those kids with a Magnum dong and is completely aware of it. Just like Danny's, Max carries around his monster condom and he is the most amazing kid. He has the traits of a saggitarius and he lives Brooklyn 99. If anyone gets in his way, Max will punish them. Usually cock and ball torture. No cap.
Woah! Who's monster condom is that?
Let's go all Max. He'll definitely know. It's probably his.
A bloke who is maxed out on all the good qualities.
Max looks, max wit, max charm, max chest hair, max ability to make you smile, deserving of max amount of xoxo's, the absolute max amount of crayons you can fit into one box, max persuasion to convince you lettuce belongs on fajitas, max memories to be made. Basically, someone who could easily max out your heart.
Girls, particularly one girl from Louisiana, really had absolutely no chance when it came to Max. She is doomed and can't help but to max-fancy such a smart, handsome, funny, sweet, thoughtful, all around knock your knickers off bloke.
Max hebden has a microscopic penis, he enjoys sexual intercourse via the anus him and his loving family live on glass st if you see maxys house be sure to throw an egg that is what all by passes do to show there love and respect for max.
How to make sure you stay clear of max path
step1- avoid keillor rd and avoid Tayla and matea’s house
step2-stay away from maccas keillor rd were he is seen feasting every day
step3-look out for his drip his usual outfits contain his red trapstar hoodie and his black nike tech pants and he pairs it with his black tns
he’s a local CELEBRITY
person 1: “do you know max hebden?”
person 2:”nosh ofc ik max hebden his the fittest guy in Melbourne! and he runs the streets of essendon.”