name definitions

if i see another another name definition on here i am literally going to explode

troll that writes name definitions: billyshrub is the kindest person you'll ever meet. he is super cool and-
everyone: SHUT THE HECK UP

But she used her fake name Syakirah Kimmie her real name is Syakirah Mirza Binte Zainal.

But she used her fake name Syakirah Kimmie her real name is Syakirah Mirza Binte Zainal.

But she used her fake name Syakirah Kimmie her real name is Syakirah Mirza Binte Zainal.

Person’s Name

Explanation of how perfect, amazing, endearing, hot, ideal-for-you, flawless the person you’re inviting is...

You: kakfkakfokskfki like you blah blah blah
Person: you do?
You: yes. So much, in fact, that

Person: that what
You: Will you go to hoco with me?
Person’s name: ...

Evil [insert name]

The doppelgänger of a person you know or someone famous

Evil insert name (such as Katy Perry):

1. Damn!!! That chick over there sure looks like an Evil Katy Perry!!!!

2. Dude #1: “Wow, that girl at the bar totally looked like your sister!!”

Dude #2: “She kind of did... so you’re telling me that she is, in fact, an Evil Hannah- yet you still asked for her number? Weirdddd dude, I didn’t know you had a thing for my sister!!!! Gross.

Dude #1: “Gross only cuz she’s your sister. She’s just absolutely fuckin PSYCHOTIC. Nice for hitting it and quitting it, after that- she’s just too mucho loco. But she’s Got a perfect ass and is SMOKI-” Dude #2 punches him in the face and then heads back to the bar to tell Evil Hannah that Dude #1 has venereal disease & is into Bestiality.

girls named emery

girls named emery pull a crazy amount of bitches

my friend: omg this girl named emery pulls so many fucking bitches

me: yeah its always the girls named emery

Wu Tang Name

When you go the the wu tang name generator app and get a wu name dubbed and customized just for you using your real name in their algorithm. You can be part of the wu tang crew too!!

My wu tang name is, “Midnight Specialist”

Wu Tang Name

When you go the the wu tang name generator app and get a wu name dubbed and customized just for you using your real name in their algorithm. You can be part of the wu tang crew too!!

My wu tang name is, “Midnight Specialist”