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when some one takes way more than they need.
guy1: wow i said he could have a cigarette and he ninja looted half my pack
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driving at night without one's lights on. sluts often use this when trying to sneak home.
"my parents are in bed, good thing I mastered ninja driving."
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A tough and difficult challenge that involves personal risk and you need to be skillful to complete it.
Often entails suffering a degree of pain.
The scene: A shear crag with rocks and the sea below.
Dave: Come on Peter lets go scuba diving down there.
Peter: Are you crazy? We'd need mountain gear to climb down plus all the that scuba gear weighs a ton.
Dave: No we don't man, it'd be a true ninja test for us!
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Ninja Cum (verb) is the wholesome act opon which a man sneaks behinde a unknowing victim (usually female) to simulate the characteristics of a ninja. Than proceeds to ejaculate over the unknowing victim,
then vanish to avoid atention of the victim to the next target.
Example
Guy1: "Dude, you should totally ninja cum that chick over there!"
Guy2: **Sneaks to unknowing victim then ejaculates all over her then get away without being noticed**
Her: "Like OMG WTF, Who just cummed all over meeee!"
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When one has consumed copious amounts of jager & feels compelled to show his ninja skills to the entire female population, when in fact he clearly looks like a complete tit!
JAGER-NINJA Your average alcohol fueled town idiot, hood rat, hooligan, retard. Often sporting a fred perry polo shirt, colour of choice - Pink
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One who has a Facebook Account, adds nearly anyone who makes a friend request, only checks or updates their account with information sparingly and then disappears again for an extended period of time.
Bob uses his Facebook Account like a one night stand, he hits it and runs. He is a Facebook Ninja.
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Much like a tengu knight except much more powerful and drawn better.
Morgannus is a ninja tengu
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