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When you are at a restaurant and have a drink that the waiter asks to refill. You say no. Thirty seconds later, your drink is full and you have no idea what happened.
Waiter: Would you like more coke?
You No thank you I'm fine.
Waiter: okay...
***30 seconds pass***
You go to take a sip and your cup is full.
You:....What the...wow...Ninja refill
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A bunny with rabies and who thinks she is the most violent ninja in the universe. To attack, she will leap into the air, much like a frog, and karate chop you.
Jenna: AHHHHHHH!!!! HELP!
Abhi: Don't scream, it's just the Bunny Ninja. oh wait...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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1. What you get when you sing "I'm a hoodie ninja in a fast asian accent.
2. A ninja who is horny.
1. Jennifer: "I'm a ninja. I'm a horny ninja!" Samantha: "Did you say horny ninja???"
Jennifer: "No, I said I'm a hoodie ninja. I just said it in a fast asian accent."
Samantha: "Ohhh."
2. Ted is gonna beat me with his naked num chuck, because he is a horny ninja.
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When you queef, ninja stars are protected out of your vagina killing everything in immediate sight.
Holy fuck, I just killed Charlie Sheen with my Ninja Queef.
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When one has consumed copious amounts of jager & feels compelled to show his ninja skills to the entire female population, when in fact he clearly looks like a complete tit!
JAGER-NINJA Your average alcohol fueled town idiot, hood rat, hooligan, retard. Often sporting a fred perry polo shirt, colour of choice - Pink
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One who has a Facebook Account, adds nearly anyone who makes a friend request, only checks or updates their account with information sparingly and then disappears again for an extended period of time.
Bob uses his Facebook Account like a one night stand, he hits it and runs. He is a Facebook Ninja.
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a quick and dirty utility program written by software developers for software developers that can be used for ad hoc testing, viewing data, debugging, or other general purpose tools. It is usually passed around from developer to developer as other people find it useful.
Jim: It takes me 45 minutes to set up my machine for testing.
Bill: I trained a Ninja Monkey to do that in two minutes, I'll email it to you.
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