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Witch Nose

When your dick is between being soft and hard, just enough to show a bump on your pants.

Hey man, i need to sit down for a second…my fuckin’ witch nose is showing

by Mike1982 May 5, 2023


Nose cabbage

Arm pit odor

Man! Why does everyone that shops at Walmart smell like nose cabbage? Take a shower, you nasty bastards!

by Vanessa28613 July 20, 2015


nose-closer

a release of intestinal gas, especially one that smells particularly bad

That nose-closer was enough to disperse a riot.

by The Return of Light Joker November 10, 2010


nose fuck

To stick ones penis, into the nose fucking hole ( nostrils ) specifically the left one, to avoid pregnancy! As nose fucking is often done in the 'fling' sense,. On the rare occasion one wishes to become impregnated via "nose fuck," they shall simply use the right nostril. Then prepare for the same nose hole to be used as a birth canal in the coming months.

"I nose fucked my girlfriend in the right hole, now shes preggers."

by ihaveasorenose March 28, 2024


Blue nose

A deluded fan of Everton, still thinking that they are a big club and that their last success was last century, usually has a Welsh accent and think that they are the people’s club, when encounted usually very, very bitter.

He’s always angry and bitter cos he’s a blue nose

by The City Is Red January 20, 2018


Booze Nose

When you get a runny nose the day after a long night of drinking.

Person 1: "Hey, can you had me a tissue. My nose has been super runny today and I can't figure out why."
Person 2: "Did you go out last night?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
Person 2: "Sounds like you got a case of booze nose, bro."

by PassduhCharles July 7, 2012


Phuk Nose

A polite way of writing, "Fuck knows." Also used to bypass content filters, parents, and illiterate jackasses.

Can also be used as an insult.

<kurobeastix>: how'd class go?
<shadowsong>: phuk nose. i didn't go.
<kurobeastix>: LAWL

<imanoob>: wanna cyba?
<shadowsong>: bug off, phuk nose.
<imanoob>: wat.

by Shadowsong December 16, 2010