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A liquid hug from the fun gods, just snug enough to fit in the crotch of your pants, making you feel like a sneaky, booze-smuggling superhero with questionable life choices.
As he stepped into the party with an awkward swagger, it became evident that his confidence was fueled by a crotch rocket snugly nestled in his pants, ready to unleash its liquid courage upon the unsuspecting crowd.
I almost died tryna ride that Crotch Rocket
When you burn your dick beyond all recognition
Dude I was at a campfire and I gotta mad crotch rocket
What comes out of 130" of pain.
"Scott shot a huge custard rocket the other day all over me" -Kali
To have a cobweb rocket
Having a dusty "rocket" or penis
When you haven't had sex in a while your rocket gets cobwebs on it
Your dads cobweb rocket
When god whips out his big ugly penis that had a errection and smites the people of earth
Will opened wide when he saw the god rocket
The act of having sex with a female partner and circumsizing your erected penis.
Dude! I got a Bloody Rocket last night right when I was going to go in!