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However, Jacob is a commonly used name around all over the UK. The definition of Jacob has a lot of variations. Jacob usually in love with the most gothic girls on the planet. Will never aim for normal bird, but the ripped nylon, black maked up girls, especially ones that collects dog poop and mix it with a potion.
- I went out with Jacob once, it was alright but I didn't liked the type of anime we was watching.
- You like anime, what type was it?
- Hentai.
The most amazing human being ever.Kind, thoughtful, funny and just a “tad” sarcastic. He’s someone that will always do his best to cheer you up when you’re down and loves to make people happy. Despite all the hardships he went through he’s still the great person he is today. He’s quite the snacc and his smile is just 🔥🔥🔥 (he may insist he’s not a snacc but that’s a lie). A genuine person to be around and you’re really missing out if you don’t know him already. Though he does have a wifey so go find someone else to romanticize.
Jeez I wish my husband was a Jacob
Jacob is the meanest two faced bitch you will ever meet. He will act like he is into you and wants to be more than friends but he is secretly talking to 10 other hoes. He will talk bad about you behind your back and he will block you so he can pay attention to his other hoes. Jacobs are usually very attractive but their personality and inside is disgusting.
Omg what kind of person is he?
oh he's a Jacob.
A rapist. Likes to rape woman then go to the marines
Jacob I said no, jacob says… I don’t care
Some dumbass who thinks they are always right and never have a neck, Jacobs also think the whole godamn world revolves around them.
(Jacob) Hi my name is Jacob
(Any mf not named Jacob) Shut the fuck up
Absolute zest fest. A cool guy overall, but everyone can agree he's not nearly as cool as Sailor.
Person 1: Why does that dude looks so ZESTY?
Person 2: That's Jacob bro, everyone knows he's totally gay.
Sailor: Sailor
the most loving and caring person you’ll ever meet. he has dark brown hair and dark eyes. a beautiful smile and he is the most perfect human on this earth. if you have a jacob you know how wonderful they are but my jacob will always be the best one out there. hes funny, hes kind, hes protective but not too much, hes comforting and gives the best cuddles. hes just amazing.
person 1: “man your boyfriend is amazing!’
person 2: “yeah hes a jacob”