A wanker who likes buses, otherwise known as Kyle Cooke
That Kyle Cooke is such a BUS WANKER
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Getting somewhere on foot. An allusion to David Cameron's flagship policy in which people are expected to provide local services themselves, rather than local government.
"I'm taking the Big Society bus home" - Walking home.
To push someones head (from behind, and them not expecting it) downwards..(while doing this, one needs to say "un chi-bu" or make a kissing noise)
Shh, be quiet. im going to give him un chi-bu
A bus called into nasa for quick magnetic force pulls makes buses from Lamborghini top out at 750kmh with their accessories. Just remove the governor chips.
The buses take off when I take a fast bus
Is when you pay for the fare and in the morning you wish you never had taken the ride. The act of sleeping with a prostitute or permiscous gold digger.
Man last night me and charlie were riding the bus. Hope I don't catch the clap.
An individual on a bus, whose seat mates always seem to mistake them for a resting pad, and lean on them to get a couple extra needed minutes of sleep.
I wish people weren’t such fags. I’ve been a bus pillow for 3 guys already. 0 girl!
An innuendo for cannabis/marijuana disguised to avoid narcs.
Jose: I like the canny bus. It gives me the ride of my life.
Suspicious stupid narc: WTF is that?!!!
Jose: Only something you will never know.