Cat Melojin

bad; crap; shite; useless;

Irish coloqialism.

That game was cat melojin;

That's feckin melojin that is;

Q: How did ya get on in town last night?
A: twas Cat Melojin altogether!!, was langerated and some feckin gormless langer of a bouncer kicked me out!

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puppy-cat

pup-py-cat. noun. (pup-pee-kat)

A cat that presents with the behaviors and/or training of the average family dog.

I think I prefer a puppy-cat over a kitty-dog.

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freeze cat

Someone who is always cold

"Claudio is such a freeze cat. Someone should get him a blanket."

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to be the cat's whiskers

To be the center of the universe. To believe you are the only one, unique, extraordinary, etc

to be the cat's whiskers: We were the cat's whiskers. We used to go out in my breezer and get into all kinds of bushwa.

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Cat Earthquake

Sticking your dick in a cat and making it purr

Friend 1:Hey, Wes what are ypu doing tonight?
Wes: Not much felt like doing a Cat Earthquake tonight.

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cat's cunt

Another classic term for something that there is nothing better than. Bee's knees is the more commonly known synonym.

"I like your slacks."

"Yeah dude they're the cat's cunt!"

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kill a cat

Masturbating; jacking off; fingering yourself.

"Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

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