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"How was your food, Dean? Didn't you have the double-bean burritos with the extra guacamole sauce and peppers?"
"Yes, and it was a real ass blaster. I'm gonna feel this meal for a few days."
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A task, often bureaucratic, that is more difficult than it needs to be.
Now I need three forms of ID and a copy of my electric bill just to renew my driver's license? What a pain in the ass!
My headlight fuse burned out. Changing it was a real pain in the ass because I had to take apart half the dashboard to get to the fuse panel.
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A way of combing your hair in the back. Instead of combing your hair straight down in the back, you would comb both sides in towards the middle and then, with the end of the comb, part it down the middle.
Also known as a DA, Duck Tail, or rarely a Duck Butt.
The Fonz always wore his hair in a Duck's Ass on Happy Days.
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A sick clip shown on the page "glassass.com"
Putting a big jar into your ass
A:Did u see the glass ass video.
B:Yeah, it was sick.
A:I liked it...
B:Weirdo
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Tom Cruise, Scientologist at large
What a fucking pompous ass... I HATE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
Expect us.
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When a man jizzes in a condom ties it up and makes a woman swallow it, then after she poops it out the man puts it back on and makes the woman deep throat it
Mom: Billy what are you doing?
Billy: Nothin' just givin some bitch a Ass Munchy
Mom: Oh ok, dont forget to call grandma
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