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When you take a shit in the toilet bowl, then put your girls head in it. You then have sex with her from behind while her face is submerged in your feces.
Nick, did you hear Yui hella Tokyo Toilet Bowled Jasmin last weekend? Took 3 days to scrub the mirror
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The finely crafted art of 2 fingers and 1 thumb in the males clay pit whilst tugging on his single pin and aiming for a strike.
Suzie went for a clean strike when she put her fingers in my hooter whilst I was wanking in her face she told me she was one pin bowling.
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When you stare off into space, in a daze. Like a kid staring at a bowl full of sugar.
Girl: *stares at the wall, in a daze*
Guy: You must be tired, you're staring at the sugar bowl!
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When yo girl give you the succ on Super Bowl Sunday
So my girl put her mouth to my cock and gave me the Super Bowl Succ. Why is it called that because it was Super Bowl Sunday when she sucked the D.
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When you shit, piss, vomit, and cum in a single trip to the bathroom.
Mom: Son, you’ve been in the bathroom for 30 minutes! What’s taking you so long, did you fall in?
Dad: He’s probably performing the Texas Chili Bowl again.
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The sexual act of pouring a mixture of chili, hot sauce, and sour cream over one’s anus and fucking aggressively using the chili as lubricant. After anal creampie is reached the chili is served and enjoyed with saltine crackers
We were feeling hungry and adventurous so we decided to mix up a nice Texas Chili Bowl for us to enjoy next to the fireplace.
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What a girls anus looks like after rough anal sex.
After I pulled out she had a serious dirty oatmeal bowl going on.
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