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You have facebook fame when people who you don't know knows you.
dude 1: How the fuck do you know me when I don't know you. And stop acting like you do before you get bitch slapped back to the Pacific rim. facebook fame is to blame.
dude 2: How man I don't know you but you're the biggest part of my life. I've been watching you for 6 months now.
dude 1: Aww fuck you man get off deez nuts.
dude 2: I still love you.
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A suburban teenager who identifies with the urban hip hop culture, but doesn't have any idea what an underprivileged life is. They listen to hip hop, wear their pants way below their waist, and act like the "man's keeping them down" while they watch their 42" flat screen TV's, attend private school, text constantly on their iPhones and spend hours on Facebook sharing their plight with other e-gansters.
Parent's Text: Almost home, did you finish your homework?
Response: OMG, wifi down for 20 mins tonight. Fix it. Cant live this way. Couldn't watch Snoop's new youtube. Almost had to go to coffee bean.
Parent's Text: You poor thing, how can we raise you under such circumstances? I'll be home soon. Do you need a latte from Starbucks, or are you still a Facebook Gangster?
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A book containing pictures of all women with whom a particular male has had sex.
I think it's time to add another entry to my booyah facebook! Aw yeah!
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A feature on Facebook which allows users to interact without actually talking. Many guys falsely perceive it as a way for girls to indicate that they want to have sexual intercourse with said guy.
Guy #1: "Whats good, nigga? LaNeesha facebook poked me. Dat bitch deff wants the D."
Guy #2: "Shit Tyrone, get it together!"
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Inferior new design for Facebook. Not half as good as the original Facebook.
The New Facebook is just a Myspace bitch!
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When your significant other is on your Facebook and tends to your requests more than you...
Husband receives friend request, wife approves it as his Facebook Secretary...
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What couples can get into with post over the bulletin board on Facebook.
Look at Sallys Facebook post. She must be in a Facebook war with Jim.
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