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when its a stoopid monkeys birthday but you still have to make them happy
happy birthday monkey
A phrase used to describe when people absolutely do not care.
Jeff Bezos surely does not give half a happy dick if people have nowhere to put their shopping carts after they shop at Whole Paycheck.
When the massuse gives the person being massaged a handjob
She got a happy-ending massage when that sexy male masseuse spread her legs and...
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A dildo. A kind of sex toy, usually modeled after the male member, used primarily by females, but sometimes employed in sexplay by either heterosexual or homosexual couples.
Men are a pain in the ass - you have to feed and coddle them and stroke their egos. All Mister Happy needs is two "D" batteries.
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Another way of saying "pound it".
"Dude! I totally aced our test today!"
"Hey! Good job man, proud of ya"
-happiness punch-
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When you are talking to someone and they don't happen to hear you or are spacing out, you say this phrase. It implies that they are like a tree and are impervious to their surroundings. Then, hopefully, they'll hear it and start paying attention.
I don't know if this phrase is used in English but I know it is used in Spanish. My Colombian friend used this when I didn't know she was talking to me. However, she said it in Spanish: "Feliz Dia del Arbol"
Person A: blahblahblah
Person B: *spacing out*
Person A: Happy tree day!
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One's preferred hand for masturbation. The dominant hand always used to self gratify. The other one just doesn't feel quite right.
No doubt about it. The lefty is my happy hand.
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