Warren G. Harding

The 29th president of the United States (1921-1923), widely considered to be the worst President of all time, until soundly replaced in this title by George W. Bush (2001-2009).

Harding was from humble roots in the midwest, spoke in a a simple country manner, promised government jobs to his friends, had an administration largely associated with corruption, had a vice president who didn't say much, was immensely popular when he was elected before seeing his popularity nosedive until it was almost non-existent. In short, the only differences between Harding and the junior Bush was that Bush served 8 years to Harding's 2, and Harding never sent a single American soldier overseas to die.

Harding was not, in fact, a negro (this rumor was started by his oppositon prior to the 1920 election), though he was the first President elected after the passing of the 19th Amendment (the amendment that allowed women to vote). Unlike the junior Bush, Harding actually succeeded an *un*popular President, in that Woodrow Wilson won re-election by promising not to get involved in World War I, then entered it anyway. Another departue from Bush was the sheer mediocrity of his successor, Calvin Coolidge, who was famous for spending most of his eight years at the golf course.

The G does not, in fact, stand for Gangster.

Gertrude: Yo, they say that Warren G. Harding is a BAD mothaf--

Bertha: Shut yo mouth!

Gertrude: I'm just talkin' 'bout Warren G. Harding.

Bertha: Then I can dig it.

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warren g harding

the first black president. many think we have not had a black president, but i tell you, warren g harding was a negro.

warren g harding kicks ass

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blowing hard ass

the process of forcing your air inside your ass bypass the turds in the anus and releasing some serious wind which smeels like rotten eggs

while i was in the elevator with some strangers at the mall, i blew some hard ass, so i explained to them i was on a laxative

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hard boiled doorstops

A hard boiled egg which has been cooked incorrectly that the end result is more doorstopish than eggish.

Jeffalicous walked into the kitchen to find his mother Jemima making hard boiled doorstops instead of regular hard eggs.

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die hard test

when some one leaves there head lights on.

"Die hard test" in the parking lot.lol

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Harding Township School

Smallest, preppiest and richest school in America located in New Vernon, NJ. The field hockey team is amazing and their sports are actually really good. Everyone knows each other (way too much drama). Super nice school and super nice people. Vineyard Vines should literally be the school’s mascot~

Have you heard of Harding Township School?

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big boss hard

Just about the biggest shit a human can take. Taking a big boss hard shit may include actions such as:

Taking off all of your clothes in preparation

Praying to god

Holding on to the toilet seat

Big boss hard is the highest level of shit-ifficulty.

Person one: “do NOT go in the bathroom man, I just took a big boss hard shit”

Person two: “thanks for the heads-up, you probably just saved my life”

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