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Holy Herpes

Herpes from Jesus himself

Omg Pierce has holy herpes

by Shawtybae1212 June 18, 2021


Kissing the holy ring

Bestowing a kiss upon the anus,. Usually used in description of a fawning subservient befoore their assumed master.

It was interesting to watch a member of HM government kissing the holy ring of a middle east dictator.

by Kingcobrakenny July 23, 2018


Holy Ghosting

Cutting ties and all communication with ones church for any reason without explanation.

When one decides for whatever reason that they have had enough of the Bible, so they stop attending church and completely cut off communication with all of their holy roller friends.

No one has seen or heard a word from brother Bob in weeks. He's Holy Ghosting us!

by Marcus8581 July 23, 2018


Holy Ghosting

When God ignores your prayers.

I prayed for a mansion, and a new car, and lots of cash. But, nothing happened. I think God is Holy Ghosting me!

by The Baron Tube March 26, 2021


Holy ghosting

When you meet someone at church and decide you no longer want to be friends, so you stop showing up at church.

I'm holy ghosting her because she was crazy. Hail satan!

by Savannahghost November 7, 2018


Holy Ghosting

Holy Ghosting is when you hear something that makes you laugh so hard that you don't make a noise and your body looks possessed. Frontwards and backward bends are common, uncontrollable shaking, knee slapping, and Thizz facing, are all comment signs of a good Holy Ghost!

Thomas said something so funny, that Mota started Holy Ghosting!

by UltraSuicide14 December 12, 2016


holy heckaroli

what you say when something just occured that was so inexplicably wacky and there's nothing else you could really say. you can never really anticipate something that warrants a "holy heckaroli," but you'll know when it happens

holy heckaroli

by obscureharrypottercharacter March 17, 2023