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A large metal, aluminum, or wooden shaped rod used in the jewelry industry to measure the size of rings and to jam in the pussy of horny female sales associates.
Also can be broken down to be pronounced as "Man Drill" instead of Mandrel.
(Bob) Hey Barbara, can you pass me that ring mandrel so I can see what size this customers' ring is?
(Barbara) Sure can, as soon as I'm done pleasuring myself with it!
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The ring of a mob boss. Legend says it glows in the dark and looks like a spida. You must kiss the spooky spida ring if you ever encounter it. If you instead decide to eat the spooky spida ring, it will be seen as a sign of disrespect, and you will get da sappy hand.
"I ate the mob boss's spooky spida ring"
"Did you get da slappy hand"
"Yeah"
The funnest way to say your borning
You didn’t add bacon to your pizza!? Nipple ring!
A weird way to say your boring
Nipple ring for not adding bacon to flatbread pizza
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A euphemism for the New York Yankees’ 27 championships indicating their insignificance in the modern baseball era.
Person 1: We have 27 rings, that’s way more than your team has.
Person 2: No one cares about your segregation rings bro.
Slang for right wing conservatives
All transphobes are ring wing but not all ring wings are transphobes
A belief that success in sports can only be measured by championships (members of championship teams are typically awarded rings, which is where the term comes from).
In a season where a team does not win a championship, those who believe in ring culture identify said season as a failure, regardless of how close to a championship said team was.
Fan 1: "I can't believe my team just lost the Super Bowl. I'm not wearing any of my Super Bowl gear ever again. This year was horrible!"
Fan 2: "Ring culture is ruining the experience as fans. Just be happy that your team made it to the biggest stage."