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urban jamming

urban jamming is freestyle improvisation in within and with urban space ... typically used by parkour, skate and cycle crews. Installation, street and performance artists, buskers, photographers, filmmakers, artivists, subvertisers, disrupters ...

let's go some urban jamming bruv

by darryl darryl March 30, 2017


Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam

Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.

“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”

by GoodinBed November 13, 2024


no-jams ARMY

An ARMY (referring to a fan of South Korean boyband, BTS) who still uses old and outdated jokes relating to BTS.

These collection of jokes are likely to have formed around 2013-2016.

Typically you see this type of ARMY among newer people in the fanbase, younger people in the fanbase, or ARMYs who simply are just stuck in the past and need to move on.

These inside jokes within the fandom can be quite controversial as many of them mock the boyband's Korean accents and their attempts on learning English or insult some of the members personally. Therefore, it is preferred to back away from these dead memes and leave it in the past.

List of no-jam jokes include:

"Jimin, you got no jams."

"Hey! Stob it!"

"I hate snakeu."

"I love hamburger and sprite!"

"International playboy!"

"J-horse" "Taelien"

"Beach? B*tch."

"Infires man!"

"Jin is the eomma of BTS! He has more jams than Jimin does."

"Stop stereotyping the boys. I hate no-jams ARMY..."

by mei is better than you February 20, 2023


jam funez

the most handsomest person alive. jams the name of a boy who’s respectful, loving, and honest. friendly as well, VERY FRIENDLY. but it’s okay because he loves his amazing girlfriend and would never trade her i for the world. he also has 3 adorable dogs and 2 beautiful sisters and 1 handsome little brother on its away. jam is the best person on earth.

I want to be Jam Funez so bad

by kdotonnaset November 21, 2023


Jam and custard

The act of jacking yourself off constantly and letting your semen coat your nob and allow the smegma to rest for a few minutes which then you insert into you partner which should coat your penis in period blood and smegma creating jam and custard which you then feed your partner the concoction.

I felt nice so I gave my partner the jam and custard.

by ItsyAboYAdaM December 09, 2021


jam-flake

A musician who agrees to play music with but never shows up.

I can't believe he didn'tshow up to play music, I think we got "jam-flaked !"

by ☆GENDA☆ February 09, 2016


Sizzle Jam

the greatest man youll ever meet - a highly appaised compliment

yk brother, your a real sizzle jam

by livelaughlovedicknballs October 12, 2023