I'm going to kill yourself

A variation of telling someone you're going to kill or murder them, commonly used in jokes or slangs among middle schoolers.

Dude if you don't stfu, I'm going to kill yourself!

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Kill Two Stones, With One Bird

Ultimate payback (for birds), being killed, by these hard pests.

Bird 1: Look at those stones, down there; they are responsible, for so many, of us being killed!

Bird 2: Yeah!... Let's reverse the odds, and Kill Two Stones, With One Bird!

Bird 1: Good Idea, but, who will go first?...

Bird 2: He will!...

Big Bird: This, definition, was brought to you, by the letter 'K' Kill Two Buirds, With One Stone

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I have killed them all

What you say to your partner to let them know they can enter the bank.
Commonly associated with dialing a wrong number and going to jail.
Fun for pranks!

*Bzzzzt*
Human 1: I have killed them all. You may enter.
Human 2: Wrong n-number..?
Human 1: ...
*Beep*

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Killing two pigs with one bird

Same meaning as "killing two birds with one stone" except this metaphor draws from the popular video game "Angry Birds."

If you burp the words "excuse me" you're killing two pigs with one bird.

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go kill yourself hot

Adjective. When someone is so outrageously attractive that it is the universe's way of telling you (the far less attractive individual) to 'Just go kill yourself, there is no point in trying. You will never land a babe like her'.

Less macabre alternative: just give up hot

That girl isn't just hot, she's go kill yourself hot.

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god is dead,and we killed him.

a phrase said when one loses hope in humanity

i looked at the top posts of r/noahgetheboat and i now believe god is dead,and we killed him.

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video killed the radio star

According to VH1, the worst video clip that was ever made.
Thou shall not watch it, for the suckage level is beyond imagination.

And first place in "Top Ten Worst Video Hits" goes to... "Video Killed the Radio Star"!!!

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