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A girl who concieves her first born on prom night. Her date remembered the corsauge,but forgot the protection.
The quarterback got a real shock on graduation day,when his cheerleader girlfriend told him she was eight weeks pregnant!! You can say he got a real Prom Night Surprise!!
When a girls sucks your dick while you're taking a shit then she pukes on your balls and you cum and she has to drink it
I could really use a Friday night cocktail
When two friends disappear from a group event and no one know where they went and the assumption is made that they doing something sexual.
"Hey where did Paul and Suzie go?"
"I don't know, probably geting a late night twinkler"
You know the thing where you bring a girl back to your house with the sexual intentions and turns out she has morals and doesn't give it up upon the first time of meeting someone.
Everything was going good, then ended up getting late night molly, the worst.
That one night at Thunderdome when a cute guy drinks red wine for most of the day and drunkenly sticks his tongue in your mouth for the first time and doesn't recall a thing the next day.
"Oh, that doesn't count as a first kiss, it was Red Wine Night."
Someone too cowardly to trust overnite with a fork, knife, or anything else.
She wasn't crazy, she just wanted the guy to fall asleep before she tried to attack him. She was a night terror girl.
when your ribs hurt and feel sore. typically occurs at night. hurts more when you breath deep.
me: *complains about ribs hurting while laying in bed at night*
J: “damn that’s late night rib i get it all the time”