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you will notice this upon wanking and spaffing 3 times within 10 minutes whilst watching the 10 minute porn freeview. only works whilst in your teens.
holy shit shirley, you so hot. i think my captain purple beef heart is gonna explode.
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TITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE tite tite tite
omyghod!! did u see my crush's snap?? he got some small purple bitmoji :(
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The part of the anatomy that resides between the legs of a male diver or swimmer. The color becomes a vivid purple when excited & sometimes even when there is a present threat. When in this state of awareness the Purple Sea Sausage has been known to use its defense mechanism, spitting a thick white substance to entangle & disorient the attacker.
As the Calypso was anchored in the waters off Panama, John Paul encountered a Purple Sea Sausage in an excited state as it was chasing the rare & beautiful Soft Shelled Brown Anus, (pronounced A-noose.)
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i dont noe wuts in it but it kinda tastes like alcohol definitely does the job and is found in mexico
yo i had 4 beers 2 purple mothafuckers 2 kamikazes a long island iced tea and 2 scooby doos and my head was spinnin
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The coolest cul de sac in the mills branch subdivision. One of the coolest people that lives their is daniel. he was born on june 10, 1991 and is of asian ethnicity. His friends on the cul de sac include joseph, mark and brian....and jonathon until he turned uncool and moved to forest cove. around the corner lies ethan and shane. they practically get in a fight like every fricken minute. other wise theyre cool n its fun to go to their house because they have Xbox 360 n shiznit. We also like to jump off the water slide into da pool in our boxers. o yeah i forgot joseph and mark. They live two houses down from daniel and daniel and ethan like to play at their house and chill on the hill like a pill. it is fun on a bun. We also like to say "suck on my wiener beaner" because it rhymes. another thing that we like to do is say HHIIIII to every body including ppl we dont even know. although parents get get annoyed by it after a while, we doit any way because its funny like a bunny
chase:"im going to play hockey, u wanna come?"
dalton:"no u sick freak i dont want to cum with u!"
chase:"no come as in go with me u tard"
dalton:"oohhh no thanx im tired."
chase:"im going to purple meadow ln. though."
dalton:"o ok, then im definately coming!"
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as heard in the Incubus song "Purple Kool-Aid"
there are many speculations as to what purple kool-aid could be. for example it could be a concoction of LSD, tranquilizers and purple kool-aid. or it could be a street name for a hallucinagenic drug. or it could be as simple and innocent as standard purple kool-aid.
The purple kool-aid cult is back, I'm paranoid again.
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The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.
1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*
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