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a person that says they identify as “super straight” is somebody who is too scared to come out as a raging homosexual. Often people who identify with this are also bottoms. flag- 🟧⬛️
“I heard Mark say he was super straight”
“oh we should congratulate him on coming out”
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The ugliest popular children's show to ever exist. Really, REALLY unintelligent, lazy, tasteless, and just altogether awful. If I ever meet the makers of Super Why, I will personally attempt to destroy them. Also, they butcher every classic book and fairy tale to death.
Just because something is for kids does not mean that it can be total crap, even in the name of educating them. The only reason children's shows get away with being the laziest, most unintelligent, and most horribly-written things on TV is because the creators of the show know they can get away with not trying, and the kids won't notice. Of course, many tasteless adults also defend the shows, due to the adults' inability to recognize effort and dignity. A general rule of thumb: if you wouldn't enjoy it as an adult, then kids shouldn't watch it either. Plenty of dignified adults love The Magic School Bus. Think about that for a while.
Person 1: Hey, Super Why! is on! My kids love that show!
Person 2: OMFG, that is the UGLIEST and most embarrassing thing I've ever seen. Teletubbies and Barney the Dinosaur are for more dignified than that piece of crap!
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the disease that u get when u have aids, then have sex with someone else with aids.
guy: hey, did u have aids before we fucked?
chick: yeah, why?
guy: shit. now we got super aids
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Whenever a couple finds themselves short of contraceptive they can just have the man cum in the chicks snatch and to avoid pregnancy the woman will queef out the semen, preferably onto the man's chest, face, or into his own ass.
Man: Fuck me sideways, I forgot a condom
Woman: No worries we can do the super soaker, that way I cannot get pregnant
Man: Cool Beanss
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An ass wedge that is the worst, deepest, most painful wedge ever. A way to achieve this wedge is to ride a waterslide, become airborn, and your bathing suit will get sucked up into your ass.
Ally had a super wedge after riding Gironimo at Water Country!
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when a girl wears extremmely short skirts and likes to think of herself as a hot bar dancer.
Hey Abbey nice mini skirt you fucking super slut.
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The best thing that happens once a year or at any time in history. Who ever made it is the smartest person and had the best idea about anything ever
Super Bowl Sunday is the greatest day of the year. It is MORE better than Christmas.
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