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To cut down on useless rambling information included in an essay or written submission after you exceed the required word limit
I've finally finished this ridiculous essay for my World Music module! All I need to do now is trim the waffle and submit it.
Marijuana leaves baked into a Belgian-style breakfast food.
Mary Jane, a girl on the go, gets her high and breakfast with a pot waffle in the morning.
You defecate on a persons laptop keyboard and slam it shut.
Man fuck Jerry I'm gonna Kansas Waffle Iron his Laptop. Because he's from OHIO!
Another word for the term buttocks or glutious maximus .
Mmmm girl how doin with those buttery waffles.
A blood waffle refers to penetrating a female when she is on her period. You do not want to penetrate a female when she on her period OR ELSE... you will give her a blood waffle. Basicly, blood will come out of her vagina and will get very messy. Also you do not want to get it on clothing or the bed cause blood stains. So if you know she is on her period and want to get it on, make sure to have lots of towels ready.
I gave this chick a blood waffle last night. We were all covered in warm, wet blood after!
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An exotic sex act only performed by the most seasoned of professionals on FetLife.
Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.
Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.
"It ain't a coke-walk being governor of New York. Sometimes you just gotta unwind and serve a Hot Belgian Waffle at the Marriott Residence Inn."
When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone elses mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.
Person A: "I love pancakes!"
Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"
Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."