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husky = FAT!! in the 1950's and 60s!!. -back in the 'old days' we had "political correctness" too!! in the clothes shops, the plus sizes (at least for males, anyway) were known as 'HUSKY'
along with other stupid PC terms of the time like 'colored people' (what color?) HUSKY lived to enable one to disguise, manipulate, and 'sweeten'; "the truth"!
nowadays, we have 'RELAXED FIT'!!
i'd like to have been a fly on the marketeer wall when (and where?-late 60s??) husky died!!
somebody shot husky and created relaxed fit! -what of the death of husky?
i can't help but think of the death of husky when i see 'relaxed fit'
relaxed fit is the father of poor, dead, husky!!
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An extremely painful death by the searing pain of a 12 inch schlong. Often times the victim will bleed out way before the Native Aborigines will have time to finish.
The man walked through the forest as he was ambushed by natives and the savage took the 12 inch schlong and shoved it in his bonga hole, causing his sphincter to rip and tear to cause him to bleed emmensly, which sadly ended in Death by Bonga.
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When someone tells you to shut up and you're a Twitter user.
Person 1: can you shut up
Person 2: OH MY GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A DISGUSTING HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING, SENDING A HORRIBLE DEATH THREAT LIKE THAT...
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When you are driving, usually at night, and there is a drunk driver ahead of you and driving behind you. Sometimes you are double-screwed when the one or both of the guys decide to start texting and driving while drunk.
Worst case scenario, the driver ahead of you is slowing down and the drunk driver behind you speeds up.
**(Term made by D.M.)**
Guy 1: Aww man i got stuck in a death pocket
Guy 2: Dude you're Fucked!
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The Wisconsin Death trip is a celebration of life in the midst of death, and a celebration of death in the midst of life. Common elements of the death trip include:
The Funeral Drinking Game
Photography of the person laying in state.
The endless loop Seasons of Your Life animation montage of the deceased
Memorial Day cemetery picnics
Cookie Cutters made from home casting raised letters from tombstones
Meeting a future spouse at a funeral
Dealing with death stress by having particularly good sex
But, there are regional variations.
Some of this has been documented in a book called Wisconsin Death Trip by Michael Lesy, Charles Van Schaik, and Warren Susman.
I thought I could escape the Wisconsin Death Trip by moving away from Wisconsin until I realized that we all carry the Wisconsin death trip within us — even people who aren’t from Wisconsin.
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History Death Metal is an offshoot form of Death Metal that focuses on the Dead, Their History, Culture, Religion & More. It is similar to Death Metal yet uses exotic musical scales of the world and drums/cymbals of the world making the Drum Set Of The Dead.
History Death Metal is the best offshoot of Death Metal ever created! Dig Up All The Dead of Every Civilization on the Planet.
American Death Metal aka United States Death Metal USDM is comprised of Death Metal bands there were originally formed in the United States of America many of which were influenced by Metal from other nations of the world. Death metal is an extreme subgenre of heavy metal music. It typically employs heavily distorted guitars, tremolo picking, deep growling vocals, blast beat drumming, minor keys or atonality, and complex song structures with multiple tempo changes.
American Death Metal has lots of bands that really have pushed the envelope in the Death Metal World! Hail USDM!