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When nipples are so erect they acquire the shape of common household marbles, furthermore rolling off the body and occasionally down the street.
Matt- hey linds, you sure you're okay?
Linds- yes, why?
Matt- because i think your nipples were just bouncing down the street making shrill banshee like sounds
Linds- oh, now that you mention it, i have no areolas
Matt- go catch your marble titties this instant!
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Where your getting really intimate with a girl and then you take a blade and you cut off your nipple of choice and fuck her in the literal tit and then once you’ve been relieved you sew it back on.
Guy 1: Bro last night she let me titty cut fuck her
Guy 2: Dude my girl won’t let me do it yet. FUCKKK
Breasts that are cup size D or larger which would require the partner of the owner to use two hands when handling them individually.
"Dude, I fucked UP! I cheated on Sarah and she wont return my calls!."
"Who?"
"Sarah. She had two handed titties."
"Damn. You Suck."
Occurs on Tuesday when life suddenly becomes tough. tough titties Usually used to blame any inconvenience that happens in your life on tough titty Tuesday
“I failed my test today , my cat hasn’t pooped all day , and my spaghetti don’t fit in my dryer. Why does this happen to me?”
Bro it’s Tough titty Tuesday ( TTT) this always happens
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two t’s to express how litt something is twofold
“i didn’t think the day could get any better... i was wrong, it’s litty 2 titty!”
when its really cold, and your nipples get super hard, theyre like tic tacs. pretty much self-explanitory!
it's so fuckin' cold i got tic tac titties!
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The act of fucking a women's breasts while the man faces the women's feet. The women may toss the man's salad, if he's into that.
" Oh man last night Thelma was so horny, she let me give her the Tanzanian titty fucker, she rimmed me good and I delivered the ranch dressing."