lol u just got owned

What the retards say when they kill you in Halo notice the spelling, Non capitilization, Everything it has is fail. This can be used in times like where you get ganked by 5 people and then one person messages you and says lul u just got owned, Sometimes they can put the word nigger on it to make it even more classy.

Me: HALO IS FUN
Noob: lol u just got owned
Me: FUCK YOU.

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I ain't got no dog in that hunt

A state of no involvement, having no effects upon oneself.

Outcome does not effect me.

Oh girl please, I ain't got no dog in that hunt.

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hey i got hw to do

heavily wanking
home work

Live and learn them both

1 : Hey i got hw to do
2 : haha nice give it a bang for me
1 : you perv
2 : atleast im not the one addicted
1 : dude its from my teacher!
2 : stop telling me about your sluts!

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Why my teacher got fired

Because she deserved it.

*Bell rings*
Me: *stands up*
Teacher: “SIT DOWN CHILD”
Me: “But the be-“
Teacher: “THE BELL DONT DISMISS YOU I DO!”
Me: “Then whats the bell for?”
Teacher:”ARE YOU BACKSASSING ME CHILD?!”
Me: “No I ju-“
Teacher: “THATS IT, GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!”
Me: “WHAT THE FUCK DID I D-“
Teacher: “Did you just say fuck?!”
Me: “Did you just say fuck?”
Classmates: OoooOoOoOoOoOoOh
*Principal walks in*
Principal: “MY OFFICE, NOW.”
Teacher: “YEAH, GO TO THE OFFICE”
Me: “B-“
Principal: “Not her, you!”
Teacher: “•_•”
Me: “Bahhahah!”

And thats why my teacher got fired.

(This didn’t actually happen.)

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I got a good idea

Ukraine should take advantage of anything Russia has to offer. I’d say that a fake attack on Ukraine may give the West plenty of reasons to make Russia look bad or even take it down. It will be hard, but I still see it happening. It will take some time...

I got a good idea

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I got 2 phones

The phrase “I got 2 phones” originated from a song called ‘2 phones’, released by popular musical artist and celebrity Kevin Gates in 2015. Many phrases and songs by Kevin Gates have been trending as jokes or as joke response to videos on tiktok. The large majority of videos being responded to with ‘2 Phones’ are videos making jokes about men or containing misandristic material. (Although they are not limited to these types of videos and in some instances are used in inappropriate situations by incels.)

Person in video: I hate when men-
Response video: I got 2 phones one for the plug and one for the load
Or
Person in video: I hate the 2 phones thing-
Response video: I am in possession of dual mobile devices..etc.

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you got to be fist fucking me

a sudden reversal of fortune - a banked eight ball for the win flies out of the pocket you intended into another, or your full house loses to a straight flush on the river.

usually not part of a sentence, all you can say is "you got to be fist fucking me." or "you've got to be fist-fucking me."

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