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don't bring a gun to a knife fight

To bring a knife to a gun fight; to be inadequately prepared for something.
Likewise, bringing a gun to a knife fight,
To overreact and overthink Petty situations

You don't bring a gun to a knife fight as it isn't a serious matter. it isn't a matter of your life and death or your money and legacy.
He brought a knife to a gun fight that day when he was watching everyone else's presentations

by InformationLibrary December 2, 2017

19๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


I don't love you anymore

You don't know when it happened, you noticed it over time, maybe it was something you saw or heard, but u realized it, you don't love them anymore. You did, at some point, but not now, probably never again. You hate giving this person the false hope of your love, you know they deserve better, you come to terms and accept the fact that you don't love this person anymore.

I'm sorry, I don't love you anymore.

by Idkimjustsaidman June 25, 2019

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Don't shit in the hand that slaps you

To have respect for those who control your manners, paycheck, and just plain the way you act.

Such as.... 1) don't shit in the hand that slaps you as in your parents because they slap you with that hand by controlling your existence. 2) don't shit in the hand that slaps you as in your boss or supervisor because they control raises at review time and promotional futures. 3) don't shit in the hand that slaps you if of your wife or girlfriend because, well, we all know what she does with that hand don't we?

by OverHung October 31, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


don't kick yer coon dog

Colloqialism from the American South, literally means don't bit the hand that feeds you.

BILLY: God damn, woman! Old man Winter's makin' me work on the weekend ho'ing his damn soil!
SUSIE: Well is he payin' you that there overtime?
BILLY: Yeah. So?
SUSIE: So shut yer trap and put on yer work boots for an extra day's pay! We need to get little Billy new shoes and our roof busted a hole again!
BILLY: Aw, Susie-
SUSIE: I said shut it! Don't kick yer coon dog!

by HelenHar December 8, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


don't shit where you eat

do not scew up or screw someone from where you work and or play.

Joe is screwing sally from work and she is busting his balls all the time while working, just riding his ass all the time. Well, he should know that you "don't shit where you eat"

by oldcoprs1 November 4, 2010

191๐Ÿ‘ 219๐Ÿ‘Ž


Don't Try Me. Try Jesus

A phrase, believed to have originated from the urban innards of society, that is uttered as a reminder to the offender that they will get read for filth or experience total annihilation when they try you. A stark reminder that you're better off trying Jesus, "but don't try my patience!"

Offender: "damn. You's a straight bitch! How you gonna leave an empty ass box of frosted flakes in the cabinet"

Me: "no job having ass complaining about not having any cereal! Get your broke ass up and go get a job so you can buy your punk ass cereal! Don't try me. Try Jesus!"

by GG Allin August 29, 2021

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


I don't label myself

a common phrase used by people who believe they are not posers, when truly they are.

John(September): Yo man 50 cent is the shiznit. Ima go to footlocker and buy me sums 1s.

Me: Alright

John(October):Hey dude check out this skateboard, ima go buy some emericas from zumiez and some tight (overpriced) pants!!

Me: Oh what now, you're a skater all of a sudden

John: I don't label myself.....

by RodrigoE August 13, 2008

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