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A person that sits on a toilet and talks into his hand as if it were a cb radio and calls in an air strike right before spewing diarrhea out of his rectum like a fire hydrant that just got ran over by a crack head spews water.
Jack: Last night I was taking a shit and called in an air strike on a spider that fell in the toilet.
Jill: you're such a stupid turd bomber jack, get out of my vagina.
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'Anchor Turd' is a term used by normal people to describe the common denominator of conversation with a radical American conservative. When a radical conservative mentions the primacy of his ideals over those of others the only point in common can be summarized with the most basic of bodily functions.
This term is a broad term in response to the specific term 'anchor baby' a term used by anti-immigration reductionists in the United States to describe a child born in the U.S. to illegal immigrants--especially referring to Mexican illegal aliens.
When a Tea Party activist tried to discuss the importance of traditional marriage of a natural man and a natural woman I threw down my anchor turd so we'd actually have something to discuss.
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A poop you can be proud of. One deserving of a prize. Often shown to friends so they may praise it and judge it against their own.
Kevin: Come here and see this show turd i just laid in your toilet. How does it compare?
Steve: I'd give it an 8. Its hard to beat Tom's from last week. His show turd was a perfect 10.
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To speak in a really nasty aggressive way about or to somebody else.
You are turd munching again!
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The toilet, a.k.a. the porcelain throne. A place in which to deposit fecal matter.
That casserole didn't agree with me. I gotta go fill up the turd basket.
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The guy that comes to your house to empty your septic tank when it is full.
It's been a couple of years since we've had the septic tank pumped out, so we made a phone call, and out came the Turd Burglar to deal with all of my shit.
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it's the bass solo, turd burglar, don't you know anything about music
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