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Metric units aka the measurement system every other country but the United States has switched to even though it consists of boring decimal points, powers, and zeroes.
It weighs 1.2 pounds. Or 544 paperclips in boring units.
Metric units, the unit system a vast majority of the world still rely on, even though it has been having a tendency to put many Imperial and Customary users to sleep.
Meter, liter, gram, kilo, centi, and milli are boring units.
Somebody like grammar nazi.
A person who uses proper units and their symbols with correct letter cases. Often one who believes proper units and their symbols should be used by everyone whenever possible, and also attempts to persuade or force others to use them properly. May be a type of OCD.
"I've just downloaded that 5 mb zip archive."
"I'm sure you mean 5 Mb or MB, not 5 milibits."
"Ah, you're unit nazi!"
The relaxing Unit, symbol rU, (pronounced: "are you" often with a slight pirate accent) is a derived unit of relaxation or well-deserved laziness/irresponsibility.
It is equal to;
1.) the amount of Netflix required to prompt the watcher(s), "Are you still watching?".
2.) the energy absorbed (relaxing done) when applying 1 each 24oz. Porterhouse Steak to ones mouth. Note: only meat can be used for this conversion (no veggies, rice, fruit) as the amount of work done by the consumed animal is stored in the meat as potential energy which now becomes useable energy by the human absorbing the meat.
3.) passing a direct electric current of 400 Amperes through one human hand for one second.
This unit was realized by the American, Sir Joshua Cook (1984-present), after the avid Netflix watcher/carnivore/basement tinkerer noticed a similar bust of energy throughout his body after experiencing all three of these events.
"I definitely scored 1 Relaxing Unit while my boss was on vacation."
"Sarah's BJ's, easily 2.5 rU's, I'll be good for a while."
A awesome Facebook group dedicated to conserving Hispanic culture. You should join the group! It's fun!
Yo! The Admin of Hispanics Be United is so hot! We should join!
A beg unit also known as a beg friend is someone who trys to give themselves status when in reality that person is just a road cat.
Kevon is a Beg Unit, he begs it so much he has earned the name BEGVON DUTCH.
"im gonna email Ez about my girl blah blah blah"
"Probli just stay in and listen to ez and call him about my girl blah"