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When a gentleman or lady decides to please themselves via means of intense masturbation or various other forms of sexual stimuli. Not to be confused with milking the cow, no-watering the petunias implies a good deal of artistry involved in the process of satisfying one's desires.
Gentleman 1: Good day to you, sir. You look to be a man about town, as they say, are you not?
Gentleman 2: Indeed I am, but after 9:30 I retire to my chambers to engage in prolonged sessions of watering the petunias.
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Cookie Water is milk that you dipped your cookies in and absorbed all the cookieness and crumbs turning it into Cookie Water.
Everyone loves cookie water, drink it. You can't just dip and slip, man.
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Dasani is a garbage brand of water and no one—not even Hitler should have to drink Satan’s filtered urine (a.k.a. Dasani)
Little shit: Hey man, I got you Dasani water.
Any rational human being: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?
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Manly Fluids. Specifically Semen.
Umar ibn Saad had a condition in his anus that required him to put "The Water of Man" on his ailing rectum. This was a blatant coverup of his homosexual personality and need for anal penetration.
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Water that comes back up out of a drain, mainly by a plunger.
I plunged the shit out of the bathtub drain and when I stopped fuckin plunger water came up and hit my face.
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From TFIOS (the fault in our stars)
played by Ansel Elgort, he is the sweetest 18 year old boy you will ever see.
Okay...
I just watched tfios, Augustus Waters is so cute!
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Any body of water located inside the boundry of a golf course
Hey Lucy where did your ball go?..
It went in that water bunker!
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