TSA you

If you were to TSA somebody, than you would grope the person in many places and take nude photos of him or her, even if the person didn't want you to. Oh, and the best part is you can't go to jail for it.

Man: "Hello woman, I'm about to TSA you."

Woman: "That's a violation of my rights!"

Man: "I am above the law and your rights."

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Are you serious?

Used to describe frustration or disbelief.

*Moving Walkway at ski resort stops*
Little kid in front of me: Are you serious? Come on! Are you serious?

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you crying

a sentance that you use for some one who has been hurt or is acctually crying. you use this to make them feel bad.marc hughes

samuel sam samuelson fell down a clif and broke his neck. chris mccrory was there and pointed at him and said "you crying"

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Sucks to be you

Often used in meaning you have created the situation yourself and you should suffer for it for your own stupidity. Conservatives love to use it and imply it's a lack of 'personal responsibility' for the person under going the hardship or bad situation. It can also tie into darwinism and the idea it's survival of the most fit or having the most prepared minds.

A guy tells a woman online that he got divorced and now has to pay child support. She says, it's your own fault for not getting to know her better and it sucks to be you!

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not about you

i do not care about who you are to me.
The bottomline is that i don't want my privacy compromised anymore.

This is not about you.

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You draked it

When someone says something, trying to be funny, clever, or cool and completely fails.

Person 1:Dude, Spongebob is so yellow he makes bananas jealous.
Person 2:You Draked it.

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the You Game

A word game in which the response to absolutely any statement can be "You're a ____"

1)
A: That's a horrible idea.

B. You're a horrible idea!

A. Don't you play the You Game with me!

2)
A. It's not Thursday today.

B. You're not Thursday today!

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