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But I'm not wearing a clown suit

A statement that serves as an acknowledgement among vendors that no matter how amazing a finished product is, the client will invariably find something to complain about or request a change that actually makes it worse. The client does so while wearing a metaphorical clown suit.

We just completed the client's new website, and it exceeded their specifications in every way. I think it turned out great, but I'm not wearing a clown suit.

by conkspotter November 28, 2011


surprised clown face

where one proceeds to perform cunnilingus upon a woman, with no knowledge of her apparent menstruation. the blood soaks into the persons face staining his or hers mouth red. This causes the appearance of a clown face.

that ho from the bar didn't tell me she was on her rag. i went down on that gravel pit and came up with a surprised clown face.

by stuball85 December 26, 2010


angry red clown

When your fucking a girl that looks like a clown and your go to eat her out and you come up with make up all over your face and frustrated your face turns red and looking in a mirror you look like a angry red clown

Last night was terrible I went down on this girl and she turned me into a angry red clown

by Pussykillerclown February 11, 2016


Cum Guzzling Ass Clown

A short little fucker that that sucks dick like no other and likes to jerk off. Usually quite funny

God Jake your such a cum guzzling ass clown!

by river123543 February 25, 2011


Ass Grabbing Ass Clown

A person who is pretty much a dumbass douchecake.

Fuck damn it, why do you have to be such an ass grabbing ass clown?

by thatswhatshesaidayo April 20, 2010


midget clown gang bang

You don't want to know

"let's not find out what a midget clown gang bang is"

by hitler's bestie May 05, 2017


Punch the clown upside down

When you masturbate upside down so when you finish you give yourself a facial.

You never wanna punch the clown upside down.

by DR. DISTRUCTO June 24, 2011