frosty monkey

the sexual act of ejaculating onto a female's hair, and helping pick out the semen particles, much like monkeys groom one another.

I heard that Jorge once gave Erin a frosty monkey.

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Pot monkey

Nickname for any stoner who tokes too much.
Also can be used to offend stoners who are stoned.

Dude, pass the spliff you pot monkey!

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Monkey Month

Black history month.

Every February is monkey month.

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retarded monkey

1. Someone who has a plan which they consider great at the moment, but in retrospect, does not seem very good. Infact, it seems horrible.
2. A hilarious insult. Geared towards mentally ill apes and arangutangs, or more likely someone on that level.

1. "So, the Sarge said my plan had merit, but it was executed poorly."-Grif
"Bullshit, Sarge said were a retarded monkey."-Simmons
2. "Dude, you are such a retarded monkey, now how do I spell check?"-The Omega Master

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anus monkey

it is a very rare disease mostly found in males. Its comes from monkeys that are found on the island of anus.
when you get attacked my an anus monkey you now have a monkey in your anus. There is no know cure for this rare disease and you can only supress the monkey for awhile. But if u do that there is a great risk that ur anus will explode.

anus monkey that lives in your anus and lives off shit.

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cuttin' a monkey

v. acting like a fool

Ooh, he cuttin' a monkey up in the mutha!

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dance monkey

dance monkey will hold advertising banner sign at outdoor location during retail business hours. Must be available to work retail hours. Must be able to work in outdoor conditions with varying types of weather and sun exposure. Must present a clean, neat and friendly appearance to customers and public

that dance monkey can realy swing that sign

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