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But I'm not wearing a clown suit

A statement that serves as an acknowledgement among vendors that no matter how amazing a finished product is, the client will invariably find something to complain about or request a change that actually makes it worse. The client does so while wearing a metaphorical clown suit.

We just completed the client's new website, and it exceeded their specifications in every way. I think it turned out great, but I'm not wearing a clown suit.

by conkspotter November 28, 2011

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surprised clown face

where one proceeds to perform cunnilingus upon a woman, with no knowledge of her apparent menstruation. the blood soaks into the persons face staining his or hers mouth red. This causes the appearance of a clown face.

that ho from the bar didn't tell me she was on her rag. i went down on that gravel pit and came up with a surprised clown face.

by stuball85 December 26, 2011

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angry red clown

When your fucking a girl that looks like a clown and your go to eat her out and you come up with make up all over your face and frustrated your face turns red and looking in a mirror you look like a angry red clown

Last night was terrible I went down on this girl and she turned me into a angry red clown

by Pussykillerclown February 11, 2016

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Cum Guzzling Ass Clown

A short little fucker that that sucks dick like no other and likes to jerk off. Usually quite funny

God Jake your such a cum guzzling ass clown!

by river123543 February 25, 2011

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Ass Grabbing Ass Clown

A person who is pretty much a dumbass douchecake.

Fuck damn it, why do you have to be such an ass grabbing ass clown?

by thatswhatshesaidayo April 20, 2010

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midget clown gang bang

You don't want to know

"let's not find out what a midget clown gang bang is"

by hitler's bestie May 5, 2017

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Punch the clown upside down

When you masturbate upside down so when you finish you give yourself a facial.

You never wanna punch the clown upside down.

by DR. DISTRUCTO June 24, 2011

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