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Port Royal Club

A bougie beach club in Naples Florida; you have to live in the area to even think about joining the club; they throw amazing beach parties with DJs from Lollapalooza and other well known artists; it is one of the nicest neighborhoods to live in America, like a more understated version of palm beach.

"What's with all the security at the Port Royal Club today?"
"Oh, the governor is having breakfast there."

by travel_well_travel_often April 18, 2018


Country Club Crew

Usually a group who thinks that they're hip and eccentric. Often spends time doing "meaningful" work at a theatre or a co-op. The Country Club Crew can be easily spotted wearing sweater vests, graph tees tucked into jeans & other articles of clothing that do not and should not ever be worn together. Typically, they are a great set of people. Stay away from the Republican ones and girls named Mallory.

Oh look, it's the whole fucking country club crew.

What is that crew wearing?

They are preparing to wear a fake smile at the Country Club.

by Bradtery December 07, 2020


Golf Club Day

The last day of February. Traditionally this is the day that the lady in a relationship get's her man a new golf club in anticipation of spring and the start of golf season.

If the man doesn't play golf then she should get him something related to his favorite activity.

If the lady gets the man something for Golf Club Day he is expected to return the favor on Jewelry Day.

Ryan: Dude, what did your wife get you for Golf Club Day?

Rob: I don't play golf so she got me the hot new XBOX game.

Ryan: Now you gotta get her something for Jewelry Day.

by BigOtter February 22, 2012


Springhaven Country Club

A private club in Wallingford, PA. Kick-ass pool, best in the area.

Springhaven Country Club

by wallingfordgirl July 07, 2009


red river club

This is when a man goes down on a female's genitalia while she is going through her monthly cycle

Last night I joined Laura's Red River Club

by Bizzfirm November 23, 2017


Cannabis smokers club

A cool club that likes to get dank everyday and is always high

Hey, I heard you got into the cannabis smokers club

by Rightinyourmind January 05, 2019


boys lunch club

An event created, to allow middle aged working men to come together for a dirty lunch break usually consisting of fast food moaning about their miserable lives and considering faking their own deaths.

99% of attendee's appreciate and respect its rules of men only, no clingers on. But there's always one who thinks every so often its a fine idea to bring his family along thus ruining the bonding experience.

Alex : " fancy a boys lunch club next week"
Andy: "yeah im in, let me block out my diary"

Simon: "yeah im in, but im bringing my kids. is that ok ?"
nobody says anything

but no simon that isnt ok, you are ruining the point of boys lunch club.

by AR257119 March 29, 2021