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A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.
Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?
Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.
Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?
Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.
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The biggest asshole ever to walk the Earth. Is a dick, a pussy and everything in between. I can't believe he is still living. He sucks ass. (referred to by Lennon fans as MDC... MDC WAS NOT A FAN!! DO NOT CALL HIM ONE!!! HE IS AN ASSHOLE!!!)
VIVA LE LENNON!!!
Dude you are fucking becoming three ways to MDC.
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A generally kind of creepy movie packed with metaphors, designed to make you uncomfortable and intrigued. Watching a David Lynch film is a very unique experience. To fully understand the themes and story you usually have to watch the films multiple times. The creative use of representation is reminiscent of the symbolism found in dreams. Genres include neo-noir, murder mystery, surrealistic horror, experimental, and maybe comedy.
Good David Lynch Film: Eraserhead, Elephant man, Blue Velvet, Twin Peaks season 1 and 2, Inland Empire, Mulholland Drive, Lost Highway, The Straight Story, and ALL of his short films. Bad David Lynch Film: Wild at Heart, Dune, Twin Peaks movie(unless you loved the show)
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Extremely skilled composer. He has created the soundtracks for Drawn to Life, Scribblenauts, Super Scribblenauts, and so on.
Have you heard David J. Franco's music? It's very good.
The act of mysteriously fondling a person without her/him knowing it was an intentional act of perversion.
"Dude, I just got all David Cop-a-feel and pulled the ol' reach around on homegirl while everyone was dancing at the party last night."
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1.) A wanna-be Adam Lambert. He was the "it" thing after American Idol 7, but as soon as Adam hit the scene in Season 8, everyone could care less about him.
2.) A douche who yells a his fans for hanging signs on tour bus. GET OVER IT! Thats what fans do!
Girl- David Cook is sooo dreamy!!
Other girl- You mean the other David from AI7 that wishes his career took off like Adam Lambert's that hates his fans? Whats DREAMY about that?!
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When a man with a micropenis engages in sexual intercourse with a woman with an enlarged clitoris. The clitoris must be larger than the micropenis to qualify.
Shaun had a real David vs Goliath situation on his hands when he found himself fucking that discounted Tijuana hooker.