Gay Link

When two friends, usually male, form a bond that's so strong that thoughts begin to transfer between individuals. Symptoms of gay link (or gaylink) include: completing sentences, responding mid-sentence with the correct answer or making eye contact and laughing because of a mutual understanding.

Gay Link Example 1:

Bro: Dude, this guy is a--
Other Bro: yea. he's a douche.
Bro: Damn shame.

Gay Link Example 2:
<Hot girl walks by>
<Bro looks at Other Bro>
<Approving nod>

crossfit gay

When you’re gay and you have to constantly tell everyone about it. Much like people who do CrossFit

Yo, my friend Miranda is CrossFit gay. No one asked, but she just has to keep telling us.

gay goggles

To look at something from a gay person's point of view.

Wife: "I saw you staring at that woman."

Husband: "I wasn't staring, I had my gay goggles on. Did you see how bad her makeup was?"

Panicked Gay

A panicked gay means a guy who is too scared to admit that he’s a gay.

“Hey are you gay”
“What?! No!!!”
Panicked gay.

Gay Valve

A homosexual man's anus

Hey Kyle get your Gay Valve down here.

gay ghosting

When a singer in your band makes hoos and ahhs that doesn't harmonize with the rest of the band.

Did you hear that crap he was gay ghosting the hell out of that song.

glazed gay

n: a homosexual male who tans too much and uses too much hair product, make-up, and lip gloss, thus rendering himself in the likeness of a glazed donut -- tan with a bit of a frosted coating

LeatherBear1: "Look at that little thing! It is the middle of January! You do not have a natural tan in the middle of January!"

LeatherBear2: "And skin doesn't naturally look shimmery either."

LeatherBear3: "He's a glazed gay. We could eat him in one bite!"

*growling hungrily in unison*