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Not wanking for 90 years, then releasing your load.
I had a crazy Bumpy Ice Dragon
when the male penis is erect he places chocolate syrup on it, in a spiral around the shaft. he then adds whipped cream on top of his penis, and a cherry on top of that. the idea is that since his penis is erect the structure will remain stable, until his designated partner divulges in the man-made dessert fun.
Jessica: "Oh man I'm really craving something sweet right now. Let's go get dessert!"
Greg: "You are in luck! It's Wednesday....you know what that means! Ice cream Cumday!!!!!!"
one of the greatest slurpee flavors. it is a monster with dark purple coloring to look like black ice. when consumed it will make feces green!
Naval:yoa craig wana get some black ice monster?
Craig: O u know it!
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I fad going around recording a video dumping ice water on people then nominating other people usually over social media to do the same within 24 hours or they "must" donate to help cure ALS (Lou Gherics disease). A nerodegenerative disorder that in most cases is fatal.
If you are nominated its up to you to do it or not but if you do you can nominate other people.
Even bill gates did it.
Post on Facebook: I was nominated by (blank) to do the ice bucket challenge.
(Insert video here)
Now I nominate bob! You have 24 hours to do so or you must donate 100$ for the cause.
Bob: uh nothanks I'm not pouring a bucket of ice water on me nor am I going to donate 100 bucks because some retard on Facebook told me too.
Girl1: that guy is such a dick! He won't pour ice water on his head! He def wants people with Als to die!
Bob:....
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Snorting Ketamine and inhaling Nitrous Oxide.
Damn, there was so much Cake and Ice Cream I thought we were at some kid’s fucking birthday party.
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a hairstyle, favored by african american women, in which hair is swirled and varnished in a way that it resembles the swirl of a dairy-queen ice cream cone
That Tashiqua has got some serious ice cream hair.
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