We are cool!
We are the best!
Betta than the rest!
Ste n Jake are here in a lesson, any lesson, on a computer,
n Bored SHITLESS probably cuz School is SHIT!
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Jake Paul is a YouTube star who inspires people everyday. He is actually sweet and caring, although he has made mistakes. He has learned from those mistakes. Stop hating on him you fake ass bitches.
Jake Paul is LIT!!
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Jack from State farm is a chill dude who helps people with there insurance plans, but on the side he is an amazing dude who wares khaki pants and saves the world from Dave's.
Its Jake from state farm. She sounds hideous.
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Excommunicated giga Chad, removed because his PP got erect and struct down god straight from heaven. Now he turned to the dark arts to create surprisingly great rates to gather disciples for his cult, state farm.
An absolute chad who will try to sell you life insurance. He is always there smiling and watching you and wears a big ass hat that says his name on it. Preys mostly on dumb neighbros. "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there."
Me: Dude. Who just knocked on your door?
Neighbro: It was Jake From State Farm. He gave me life insurance in trade for my wife.
Me: Bruh! That was probably Simpleflips!
Nintendo Jake lite plus is the newest edition to the Nintendo Jake series it came out the 6/3/2020.
The new edition has way more features and games such as, IdlerMC and ITS OWN DISCORD BOT!
Idler player 1: Have you seen the new Nintendo Jake lite plus?
Idler player 2: Hell yeah bro it only costs 699.420$
Enjoys eating ketchup with his bare hands and is very ashamed of it, sometimes smothers it all over some ribs, and if he having a good day, maybe even blow some wind on it from his rear end.
I caught Jake from The Westing Game in the kitchen eating all the ketchup