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When you jizz inside of a box, tape it back up and then deliver it to its destination.
Give that box the old UPS cream pie
Oh fuck not again I got UPS cream pied!
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Someone who sells their body on the pimp market, but is very adorable. So much that one would wonder why they are hooking?
The innocent little Hooker Muffin Pie was smiling gracefully on the street corner.
When you're in a bad situation and it's looks like it's not going to work out, but then it does.
As if you have a pie shack you're trying to sell, but who's going to buy a pie shack? Then someone comes along and wants to buy a pie shack. Problem solved; the pie shack is sold.
"Dan caught a lucky break. Sharyl broke up with him."
"She broke up with him?!"
"Yeah"
"Wow. He really sold the pie shack."
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The act of a man cumming inside a woman vaginally, then he continuing to fuck her until the combination of semen and fem juice becomes a white frothing foam. After the foam is made, the man will then proceed to urinate inside of the woman, acting as the lemon filling.
This chick wanted me to cum and piss in her, so we wound up making Lemon Meringue Pie.
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everyone's three favorite things!
chicken pot pie are my three favorite things, dude
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Pinkamena Diane Pie is the dark side of Pinkie Pie. She is a psychotic murderer living in Ponyvile, who tortures ponies or other living being.. into tasty cupcakes. She would give her victim a special cupcake and they would automatically feel quite dizzy until everything turns pitch black. And Pinkamena would drag the victim into her basement, under her bakery aka "Sugarcube Corner". When they wake up they realize that they are strapped tightly against a wooden rack in the dark, when the lights go on the victim itself is in full panic mode as they see horrendous decorations of painted skulls, skins of belonging to other ponies ect ect, organs inside balloons, bones and the strong smell of blood on the floor. Then Pinkamena makes it more worse as she comes out of nowhere and starts to do her torture towards that helpless victim, making sarcastic dark jokes, while taking samples from the pony's body, chopping their limbs and peeling their skin off or slicing their cutie marks on each side of their hips. When they die she then says "Life is a party" and makes her cupcakes with the left out organs and skin. This is considered one of those "GrimDark" fan-made MLP stories out there.
Pinkamena Diane Pie: "Goodie, you're awake. Now we can get STARTED!"
Rainbow Dash: "Pinkie, what's going on? I can't move!"
Pinkamena Diane Pie: "Well, duh! that's because you're tied down"
Random person: "Oh god!!! It's Pinkamena! that's so GrimDark"
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What's so hard to figure out about this one? Pants + Pie = Pie Pants. The true challenge to this piece of clothing is trying to keep it on.
Shit, man - I wore Pie Pants to this party and they were totally gone in ten minutes flat!
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