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Eat a good Mexican meal, the hotter the better. That night when your woman has the covers over her body and is giving you a blow job. Fart and grab the covers to put over her head. See how long you can hold her under.
Last night I gave my ol lady a 10 second Dutch Oven Knobber
A group of men get together and form a circle. Each person will whip out their dicks and place their left hand as if they are in jerking off formation. The person on the left side will then proceed his right hand on the wrist of the hold’ie then in a calm no homo action, everyone will proceed to gently shake the wrist of the person to the right of you. Creating a Dutch Rotisserie.
Chris: “Wow what an experience I’ve never been a part of a Dutch Rotisserie before!”
Dylan: “I thought you guys were talking about lunch that was an amazing experience!”
James: “I’ve done a lot of crazy experiences in my day. Glad I can cross out a Dutch Rotisserie with the boys!”
While trying to perform a Dutch Oven you accidentally shart.
Example: Last night, I tried to pull a Dutch Oven on Cynthia after eating Mexican food, and it turned into a Dutch Crunch.
When two men are preforming the act of a double dutch rudder, while standing by a shelf or similar apparatus and using their own belts to also preform Auto erotic asphyxiation. However if one participant passes out before the others completion it them becomes a Deadmans hand dutch rutter.
Drew and Chris were doing a hangmans double dutch rutter, until drew passed out and Chris had to finish with a Deadmans hand dutch rutter.
When your girl is giving you a rim job, and you fart
Jims girl was licking his butthole so he gave her the dutch squeeze, that bitch passed out
The Dutch Indies was a colony owned by the Netherlands. Nowadays their known as Indonesia. Eventhough modern Indonesians don't admit it, Indonesia would be economicly more stable with the Dutch still in power.
The Dutch Indies should be reformed!
A tall ass Dutch pianist, who is a smartass and misuses the word cracker.
Man this Dutch ass pianist just called my 1 year old son a cracker.