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Wen you call a random people number and do prank calls.
"Stop playin on the phone boy."
Don't play on the phone, they might have Caller ID.
If you dont turn around you will get an awa phone callhome
The art of placing your smart phone in a sealable plastic bag to use your phone around water.
I am using a phone condom while I take a shower so we can keep texting.
a paperweight that belongs in the 2013 mac pro; so horrible and slow its comparable to rotting natural matter and animal waste, its truely pieces of sh
android phones belong in the 🗑️
Sex with little person, and you flip them to where they are completely upside down.
Finally landed bridgette the midget, we did that Icelandic flip-phone. 10/10 recommend
When your on the phone with your parents and a girl makes-out with your neck causing you to receive blue balls and not pay attention to the conversation.
Morgan gave me gnarly phone Balls!
having pints at the pub by yourself whilst scrolling through social media or messaging friends online since they aren't there
the boys can't make the pub after work today so I might head down for a few phone beers