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When one feels the urge to arrive pointlessly early at a meeting point/lesson or place of work.
Symptoms may include....fear of lateness, sweaty/clammy hands, paranoia, anixety, redness in the cheeks, pacing arround frantically, waking up ridiculously early, irrational time keeping and setting of for destinations ridigly early just in case....
Example Earlyitis Syndrome:
Iain: Are we setting off in a minute we have to be at the hydro pool by 8.30am
Andy: No mate not yet, its only 5 past 8 and it takes two mins to get there no one will be there yet.
Iain: Well i'm going to set off just in case.
Andy arrives at 8.25am, anyone here yet Iain?
Iain: No mate, just me...wonder where everyone else is?
Andy: Probably still on the way mate for a guess...
Iain: Yer probably, I was getting worried there that no-one was going to turn up and I was in the wrong place!
When a person enters your closed room, and then leaves without closing the door behind them.
I sincerely believe that he has Door Syndrome, he always leaves previously closed doors open wherever he goes.
Constantly showing an "I don't give a fuck!" attitude towards life.
Me: "Hey, your house is on fire."
Austin: "I don't give a fuck!"
Me: "I would let your doctor know you're experiencing Austin Syndrome really bad again..."
When a girl has a huge pair of tits or ass to the point of either/both of them being disproportionate to the rest of their body.
Man, Sally's got mean Indy Syndrome
When a Honda owner wants to race a car much out of its league. Normally younger adults that have put large exhausts on their accords and floor it around town sounding loud but going nowhere
The only Hondas that don't fall in this category are the S2000s.
Jake: Hey bro that Honda is revving his engine at you he must be trying to race you
Mike: Yeah man he gets that Honda syndrome going on
watching the show ‘euphoria’ and thinking that instability and drug use is fun and quirky. convincing yourself that you are an addict.
‘yo i think im coming down with a case of euphoria syndrome, i was falling over this morning after i took my antidepressant’
‘yeah me too, after the new episode i got fucked up on my vitamins’
Iris Syndrome is related to the “Mayu Syndrome” but it’s more serious than the Mayu Syndrome. Instead of misspelling words with different letters you spell it with numbers cuz your fat ass fingers press a number.
Damn you thought I won’t make this Iris? You thought I wont make Iris Syndrome? You thought wrong