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When two or more guys lather themselves in baby oil and get into a bed in a dark room and scatter quarters throughout the sheets and roll around and wrestle with eachother while trying to collect the most quarters. Whoever collects the most gets to keep all the quarters!
Dude I was smashed last night at that party, I think I even ended up playing gay quarters with the wrestling team!
When a man, who is supposedly gay, is secretly straight and uses his gay cover to get close to girls and then pounces with heterosexuality. Some times called "Closet straight." Called gay inception because it is somewhat confusing, like the 2010 movie.
Jake- "Dude did you hear? Tim used the gay inception move on Jenny and he totally scored."
Matt- "Damn. I have to try that sometime."
When a guy wants to share ALL his gayness...
Aedan: “Did you hear about Alex? He was being a real share gay.”
Courtney: “Leave it to him, he just wants the D.”
When a singer in your band makes hoos and ahhs that doesn't harmonize with the rest of the band.
Did you hear that crap he was gay ghosting the hell out of that song.
A panicked gay means a guy who is too scared to admit that he’s a gay.
“Hey are you gay”
“What?! No!!!”
Panicked gay.
To look at something from a gay person's point of view.
Wife: "I saw you staring at that woman."
Husband: "I wasn't staring, I had my gay goggles on. Did you see how bad her makeup was?"