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The act of trying butt stuff for the first time, specifically involving the ring finger on the left hand while consummating the marriage.
"So, did how did Chad perform on the wedding night?"
"Pretty good, but he insisted on getting the Wedding Finger in. Otherwise, I can't complain."
Like a circle jerk but for women. A bunch of girls get in a circle and compete to see who cums first. First appearance is in the story Silent Striker by Ghosthatesjames.
"I've been tellin' you man! Circle jerks the best!" The I-JamaicanGuyInABox said.
"No that is square fingering!" Blake said.
"The hell is that?" Her girlfriend asked.
"Circle jerks for women!"
Pushing your partners to the ground and shoving your finger in there anus
I gave my wife a great shock when i gave her the pikachu finger
Definition: A creepers 10 phalangees attached to his dirty groping hands that frequently smell like chloroform and Rohipnol, much like a good chefs hands smell of onions and garlic
Frequently associated with the pasty chubby dude of predominantly scottish decent who lives in cyber space, rarely ever leaves the house and when leaving the house lurks on mass transit hoping that the good looking blond girl he is creepin on falls asleep so he can get a nipple between his 'creeper hands' for the first time
Also: What you notice roaming around in your blouse after falling asleep on public mass transit
The weird dude who was staring at me since I boarded the metro felt me up with his creeper fingers when I fell alseep between stops.
Finger Roulette is a game you play whenever you are in a vehicle with terrible suspension and on pothole-riddled roads.
Each player takes turns digging in their nose trying to get a scrap of whatever they can find. A player loses when they hit a pothole hard enough to jam their finger up their nose or until someone gets a nosebleed.
"Dude, John lost Finger Roulette last night after he jammed his finger up his nose so hard he was knocked unconscious."
"Bro doesn't this game sound too dangerous to be playing?"
"Lmfao nah, wanna join?"
"Sure"
Short for Penis Finger. Normally said when someone fucks anything they touch.
Did you see all the misspellings in that memo Dave sent out?
Yeah, he really p-fingered that up!
To give someone the highest, most powerful of "flipping off" fingers
He sassed me so i gave him the royal finger