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here’s the recipe for lemon soup:
9 lemons, 2 cups of water, 6 🍆, 12 🍑, and 7 🍒. you boil the lemons with their skin on for 69 minutes then cut them and juice them into a pot. then you cut up the 🍑🍆🍒 and boil them in the lemon boiling water for 3h. then once you do that, mix all your 🍑, 🍒, 🍆, 🍋, and 💦 together and let simmer for 1h. then add 1-2 cups of brown sugar and mix while still on the heat. let cool then ur done. 🍆🍑🍒🍋 soup.
billy: dude i really want some lemon soup.
james: dude i got the recipe for the best lemon soup. it’s got 🍆🍑🍒 in it too!
billy: cool gimme the recipe for ur Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑
james:bet. once u make this tho ur gonna have all the girls/guys wanting to try ur 🍆🍒🍑🍋💦
billy: bet dude
*billy goes home and makes Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑*
random hot person: hey 😏😏😏😏😏
billy: hey
random hot person: lemme get some of ur 🍆💦🍑🍒😘😘😘😩😩😩
billy: wait do u want my 🍆💦🍆🍒😘😘😫😫💦 or my Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑
random hot person: both 😉
billy: ok bet
*billy and random hot person share some Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏*
*billy to james on phone*: dude u were right
*james to billy on phone*: yeah dude Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑 gets u girls/guys/nb ppl
*billy to james on phone*: yeah random hot person wanted my 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏
*james to billy on phone*: i want ur 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏
*billy shows up at james’s house*
billy: bet 😏😏😏🍆💦🍑🍒🍋😫😩😫😫😫😫
the end 😘
Claduce Soup is preformed when one person proceeds to cannibalize another human being and turn them into soup, but separating the organs from the feces. Feces will be force fed to a infant and the soup is distributed among clueless strangers the next day.
“I can’t go to the party tonight i’m babysitting and going to preform the Claduce Soup”
either you wanna die or you want soup
i swear on my mama im gonna commit soup of side
When you can't spell suicide and when you try it auto corrects to soup of side.
I just murdered my cat. I'm going to commit soup of side
On a hot summer day the collection of sweat and possibly lactate in a woman's bra.
Imagine the story of Newton and the Apple except with sweat and underboob.
Rex: Julie why are you fanning and lifting your shirt so often?
Julie: Feels like the Ecuadorian fucking rainforest I'm swimming in bra soup.
A sex act during a threesome in which a man cums inside a woman's vagina and the third partner eats the cum out.
Last night, my gf's best friend ate a soup bowl.
A phrase used to respond to someone posting a gym pic, talking about the gym, or otherwise talking about any activity relating to getting jacked or preparing for battles of any sort.
Chase: “aye bruh, me and the boys hit the gym and the shooting range yesterday.”
Sarah: “go Jim. Be ready when soup comes.”
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