a derogatory term for someone who doesn't agree with what is being said at the time.
Pete "An MVP of this feature would be really lean"
Imraan "..erm no.. this is vertical slice of a turd biscuit"
To lie on your back with your knees up to your chest. After being given a hefty enema, push with all your strength spraying you colon contents upward.
Jack: Last night, I gave myself a Turd Shower!
Nick: Oh yea, how was it?
Jack: Very runny!
Nick: HAHAHAHA!!!
When someone has a hair asshole, it can be defined as a beard. When it is full of shit it is called a turd beard.
That girls ass is so hairy and full of shit, she has a nasty turd beard.
The intellectual area concerning anything that comes out of Donald J. Trumps' mouth.
Weird - I heard him say that Obama didn't call any families of fallen veterans, but that was just more turd theory.
The toilet, a.k.a. the porcelain throne. A place in which to deposit fecal matter.
That casserole didn't agree with me. I gotta go fill up the turd basket.
Any individual who demonstrates an unusual interest for fecal matter in all forms.
Fuck, Jason is sick, that dude is turd hardy!
When you try to smuggle your toilet into another country.
I tried to do a turd smugglins yesterday.
How did it go?
I got caught by fart security.
Dang dude that sucks.