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turd biscuit

a derogatory term for someone who doesn't agree with what is being said at the time.

Pete "An MVP of this feature would be really lean"
Imraan "..erm no.. this is vertical slice of a turd biscuit"

by DevsDontPeeOnTheFloor February 21, 2014

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yoga turd

the fecal matter excreted when one stretches in ways that make intestinal continence difficult if the sphincter muscles are weak or relaxed, particularly common for those with or developing rectal cancer and/or a turtle heads

when we cooled down with the cat pose i accidentally let out a yoga turd

by wadiwalker December 28, 2015

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turd beard

When someone has a hair asshole, it can be defined as a beard. When it is full of shit it is called a turd beard.

That girls ass is so hairy and full of shit, she has a nasty turd beard.

by Bigtnuggz April 10, 2015

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turd theory

The intellectual area concerning anything that comes out of Donald J. Trumps' mouth.

Weird - I heard him say that Obama didn't call any families of fallen veterans, but that was just more turd theory.

by sleepyHollow October 17, 2017

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turd hardy

Any individual who demonstrates an unusual interest for fecal matter in all forms.

Fuck, Jason is sick, that dude is turd hardy!

by dave owen January 9, 2004

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Turd smugglins

When you try to smuggle your toilet into another country.

I tried to do a turd smugglins yesterday.
How did it go?
I got caught by fart security.
Dang dude that sucks.

by 420 yes scope March 22, 2017

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Turd Shower

To lie on your back with your knees up to your chest. After being given a hefty enema, push with all your strength spraying you colon contents upward.

Jack: Last night, I gave myself a Turd Shower!
Nick: Oh yea, how was it?
Jack: Very runny!
Nick: HAHAHAHA!!!

by HangingSoLow June 13, 2012

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